Hello newsreaders, a very warm welcome to you all! After a long cold winter, we are currently petitioning for a long warm summer!! If you would like a warm summer, write to your local weather reporter so they will change their reports!

The recent elections in the UK have presented us with the very first green party representative! We wanted to get the first pink representative i.e. scaredy bunny, but unfortunately, we couldn't get on the ballot papers!

Forecast for the summer is lots of fun and lots of ice-cream for everyone! the Ice cream factories have used a great deal of the snow collected over the winter and will create extra slushies during June and July!

Street news is that the price of carrots is going up but luckily chick feed is stable and will not be affected by adverse European debt issues...